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Runabout Weekly #5 – Trans-whatzits?!
There was a saying back on Earth centuries ago, during the Age of Internal Combustion Engines. “Statistically, flying is safer than driving.” But that’s not true, is it? If a person’s automotive conveyance stalled out, they didn’t drop out of the sky. Fortunately, in this wonderfully enlightened day and age, no one has ever dared [...] -
Runabout Weekly #4 – Holo-bites!
One of the most heralded and innovated developments in high tech wizardry in the last century has been, undoubtedly, the holodeck. How impressive and brag-worth is this invention? Consider the Galaxy-class starship. It has one Sickbay, two shuttlebays, two torpedo launchers, and no less than THREE holodecks! Think about that a moment. They actually devote [...] -
Runabout Weekly #3 – Secondaries and Safeties
One of the things you keep hearing about when people talk about Starfleet technology is the emphasis on redundancy and safety. Every starship or starbase has at least two backups for every functional system or relay or conduit or processor. The compelling argument for this is that Starfleet ships are very safe and very reliable. [...] -
The Rules of UCIP
UCIP, like any organisation, has rules. Rules that govern how the organisation functions and how the people within can run it. I’m here today to talk about…Other rules. The less-written rules. The sometimes forgotten rules. The founding rules of UCIP. -
Runabout Weekly #2 – The Starfleet Uniform
The pride and code of the Starfleet uniforms. The honor of the service. The ability to hide a girdle and still show some chest or leg as the need arises. The ever changing and inconsistent -
Brunch With Murray
(Murray is a character from the Monkey Island series, parody of the characterization is meant in jest and does not necessarily reflect the opinions or beliefs of the author.) ::a comically-looking bodiless skull is sitting on a stool, opposite to a chair where Cirrus sits:: Fear me, human, for I am Murray, the evil talking [...]